betrayed
Males VS Females
not only humans hv gender.. objects we use in our daily lives hv gender too!!
PHOTOCOPIERS: female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. they are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
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TYRES: male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
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SPONGES: female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. (i resent the squeezable bit! hmpf!!)
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: male, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to first light a fire under their arse. (typical sex-oriented mammals.. =X)
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WEB PAGES: female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
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TRAINS: male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: ironically, it is a female. as it can easily give a man pleasure, make him lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
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HAMMERS: male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
men n women r really polar opposites. no wonder they say men r frm mars n women r frm venus. i will nv really understand a guy n i guess vice-versa. coz i've once again attempted to guess someone of the opp sex whom i tot i understood v well.. n sadly, i'm lost for wrds. i let down my defences n allowed myself to be manipulated like a pawn upon a chessboard. if tis is a re-match of the game i juz played, i lost.
to hell with expectations.
X is dead.
HAPPY NATIONAL DAY PEOPLE. I HOPE U HV A NICE FIREWORKS DISPLAY.
- singapore's 42nd bdae. the only day in the yr i feel patriotic. n the first time i'm having such mixed feelings. something bad has to happen before each public holiday. i tink we r cursed.
not only humans hv gender.. objects we use in our daily lives hv gender too!!
PHOTOCOPIERS: female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. they are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
------------
TYRES: male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
------------
SPONGES: female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. (i resent the squeezable bit! hmpf!!)
------------
HOT AIR BALLOONS: male, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to first light a fire under their arse. (typical sex-oriented mammals.. =X)
------------
WEB PAGES: female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
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TRAINS: male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: ironically, it is a female. as it can easily give a man pleasure, make him lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
------------
HAMMERS: male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
men n women r really polar opposites. no wonder they say men r frm mars n women r frm venus. i will nv really understand a guy n i guess vice-versa. coz i've once again attempted to guess someone of the opp sex whom i tot i understood v well.. n sadly, i'm lost for wrds. i let down my defences n allowed myself to be manipulated like a pawn upon a chessboard. if tis is a re-match of the game i juz played, i lost.
to hell with expectations.
X is dead.
HAPPY NATIONAL DAY PEOPLE. I HOPE U HV A NICE FIREWORKS DISPLAY.
- singapore's 42nd bdae. the only day in the yr i feel patriotic. n the first time i'm having such mixed feelings. something bad has to happen before each public holiday. i tink we r cursed.
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